Paper Haters

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The reason Griffey retired

Finally, someone has the real scoop on why Ken Griffey Jr. left Seattle for Cincinnati 10 years ago, and why he retired in the middle of this season with the Mariners.

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Aligator voice mail

Five listens to this voicemail, and still not sure what this is about. Something about Swamp Traveler’s News and Bill Gates ruining everything. Or not? Interpretations welcome!

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Voice Mail Message ( '425-271-6076' ) ( 29 seconds )

YELLING WILL GET YOU NOWHERE, MISTER! But he’s gonna do it anyway.

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Seattle Times voicemail

This guy is serious about his Olympic hockey. He also wants you to get in touch with your mother.

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