You’ll pretend to be the “journalist,” she’ll pretend to be the “reader.” Isn’t this fun?!

If your columns are considered humorous, I must have missed something. I managed to get through the first one, but the second one was just not worth the read. You sound more angry (and sophomoric) than anyone I’ve read in a long time.

I’m sorry my local has decided to give you editorial space. Progressives ought to be able to make a point without being caustic. They’re hearing from their readership (which appears to be hemorrhaging). Most seem to agree that you’re an unfortunate pick from the bottom of the barrel.

If the paper heads south sooner than expected, they’ll probably blame pretend “journalists” like you.