An impassioned reader makes use of all the formatting options her email account offers and an arsenal of 50-cent words to get her point across. Her point? Read on to find out.

(Spoiler alert! She is not pleased with the journalist in question.)

COLUMNIST: I find your writing to be cruel, illiterate and the pot-calling-the-kettle-black in issues of prejudice & bigotry. Perhaps COLUMNIST-in-the-Future-Looking-Glass just might find a heart emptied by aborted love, a womb made void by pro-death dreams, and the cup of regret so full of bloody accusations you make upon an innocent people. A woman of many passions and liberal-hearted ideas, as well as a conservative, I have been disgusted for the very last time by your associating all of us into a category of prejudiced, bogoted people. You should be ashamed. You would be sucking a  paragorically-soaked thumb & weaving baskets in drug-rehabilitation were it not for your grandmothers & grandsisters — conservatives and liberals alike —  who fought grandly beside each other for you rights — the very women who gave birth to your generation. If they have view of this world they left behind, I’m sure you and your kind nauseate them as much as you nauseate me.

I like receiving the NEWSPAPER to keep up with the happenings of the town in which I live, but I do not need anything so much that I will tolerate the bigoted, pivotally-ill spewings of a loveless leftist who hides her own illiteracy under the fraudulent guise of the title “writer”.  Should the NEWSPAPER publish you again, I will drop my subscription immediately — not a great loss for them, but definitely a tremendous win for me.  You see COLUMNIST, I am, in your accusations, a bigoted, intolerant conservative, and I can’t & won’t tolerate you another issue.