Exclamation point! Man, doesn’t that make you want to read the column in question?

I am writing in pure disgust and shock at the XXX column by COLUMNIST! How profane and low life, putrid to have this in a Sunday newspaper! We are thinking of cancelling our subscription. She should be fired! What are you thinking? What pornographic filth! Shame on ALL OF YOU! —A disgruntled reader!!!  

Submitter’s note: CQ on all of the exclamation points.

Also of note: This was a handwritten note. All the best complaints are handwritten; that’s when the crazy really comes out.