Where’s his bracket, doggone it?! (Also, isn’t it great that he refers to reading the newspaper as a waste of time … to the very people who put together the newspaper?)

Dear EDITOR A, EDITOR B, & EDITOR C,
 
You guys must know (I hope) that one of the big highlights of March Madness and “the” essential tool for morning-coffee tracking of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament is the “daily” updated elimination bracket in the paper …. which incidentally you haven’t been providing in the NEWSPAPER.  What’s the story???  Is it a cost issue or is it too complicated to update all those different teams and scores?
 
Given all the pages of endless regurgitated political and economic poop, it’s VERY disappointing that the NEWSPAPER cannot or will not include a daily updated bracket.  Yes, I know … go to the internet and download one.  But doggoit, I don’t want to screw around with my laptop when I’m peacefully having morning coffee and reading the paper.  I very much like doing this 21st century “waste-of-time” ritual just like my parents and grandparents did.
 
A grumbling NEWSPAPER subscriber,
 
READER

But wait, what’s that? The editors ran the bracket the next day — after the Sweet Sixteen was set — and lo and behold, someone decided to write again.

Dear Guys,
 
The bracket was unexpected and a pleasant surprise.
The best of the week to ya.
 
Thank you !!!
 
An ungrumbled NEWSPAPER subscriber,
READER