Paper Haters

They're totally going to cancel their subscriptions

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Anyone want to be a columnist?

This reader suggests firing the sports columnist and replacing him with someone else. Yeah, right. Newspapers don’t fill vacant positions anymore.

The COLUMNIST Personal Crusade to Run NFL PLAYER Out of Town is an embarassment to your site. If you have no one else who can fill up this column, please post a job vacancy notice in COLUMNIST’s spot. Someone with football knowledge might be a nice change of pace. It’s not even worth going to this site anymore.