Paper Haters

i have a “Cincinnati Enquuirer ” newspaper from July 23rd , 1989 . this paper is mainly about the life of johnny bench after he passed away in 1983 . im courious as to if it is worth anything . its in pretty good condition considering its age . thank you .

Now, there are a few things to note about this inquiry.

* Newspapers are not worth anything. Come on, man, everyone knows that.

* Johnny Bench is still alive.

* Hang on a second. If Dear Reader actually has a newspaper from 1983 that has a story about Johnny Bench’s death, it probably is worth something.

This guy, who in his online submission form claims to be part of the Nazi Party of Central Massachusetts, really wants to read his local news. And exercise his right to free speech. And maaaaaybe burn a cross on the newspaper’s lawn.

XXXXXXX.com is not allowing me access. I will sue yuo cocksuckers and seek the ACLU’s blessing. Grow a pair you bunch of fucking bithces.