Paper Haters

Attention, PR folks: If you want a media outlet to give you some pub, try using spellcheck. And Learn how to Use Capitalization properly. And become familiar with the English language. That is all.

EDITOR:  Please help us get a write up on PLAYER A our Record breaking QB for for Three years now, he used to play for the PRO TEAM.  Please give us a write up on our game on the 26th of June 2010 at 6pm at XXXXXX HS Stadium.  We need to fill the stands on this night!..It will be a Military Appreciation Day Game, the DAV,NABVETS, and VFW will be speial invites, as you too.  I have already sent you Press Tickets.  EDITOR, does the XXXXX and XXXXXX area have a a day for their News.  I have talked to alot of XXXXX in both areas-and they wonder why CITY Sports does not give their XXXXX & XXXXX area AAA Minor League Teams any coverage. Please help us get our Winning games pubhlished in your Sports Column.  Unlike the PRO TEAM A and PRO TEAM B We Win, and we don’t play for $$$, our Tickets prices are low, We Play for the love of the game, Kinda like the COLLEGE TEAM A, But we have No scholarships, But need FANS, please help us. Times are tough, But we can help you sell Newspapers over this Online Garage. Please get in touch.

A little background: COACH leaves UNIVERSITY A for UNIVERSITY B. Newspaper covering UNIVERSITY A sometimes publishes stories about COACH’s goings-on at UNIVERSITY B. This, of course, is wholly unacceptable.

Please stop writing stories about COACH. I could care less. I dont know if one of your writers has a boner for UNIVERSITY B or COACH, but its annoying. How about more stories on the UNIVERSITY A football team and UNIVERSITY A’S COACH.

It is clear that the reporter designed the article to be slanted. And it was also slantedly designed with just the right amount of white space.

I should not be surprised but this is now at least the 3rd article on this issue and there has never been so much as a “veiled” attempt to talk to those whom deal with this issue every day and agree action should be taken to insure the safety of our families, as well as others. This article, although the least overtly slanted, is designed to draw attention of those whom would disagree with ANY proposed improvement and is designed to do nothing more then defeat this motion again.

I wonder if the writer stopped up at PLACE this week when this was written? Did she notice the road is down to less then 1 lane, severely rutted and washed out (as usual)? Did the writer research and find the accident report from the motorist that drove down hill this winter, flipped due to road iced over? You see, this miraculous gravel traction does not allow road to ever be efficiently plowed due to constant rutting. Therefore at night, snow left over that has slightly melted goes to ice. Sounds fun huh?

I am sure you don’t enjoy the prospect of not being able to get home, as road in winter is impossible to get up without a 4 wheel drive. Nice huh? We are concerned about trees but I need to drive a SUV to get home (we own a Prius, my mistake apparently)?

I do not mind the coverage, but enough with the slanted views and coverage, it is absolutely irresponsible and reckless. Press should be ashamed of the product.